Action · Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon while being pursued by an undead sea captain and his crew. May 26, 2017 . Dead Men Tell No Tales is another bloated sea monster carcass of a movie. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales movie reviews & Metacritic score: Thrust into an all-new adventure, a down-on-his-luck Captain Jack Sparrow. … May 23, 2017. The proportions of good parts to not are more generous than they've been in years, though there's still much too much of the usual undead sea . Oct 3, 2017 . Critics Consensus: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales proves that neither a change in directors nor an undead Javier Bardem is enough to. . ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil's Triangle bent on killing every pirate at sea-notably Jack.